Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Top quotations from 2 days in school.

Quotation 1

Budak 1: Are you from Thailand?
Me: Mae-ploy.

Quotation 2

Budak 2: Ni hao..Ni hao..
Me: I'm not a Chinese.
Budak 3: dsjgfsabvkdsvhs (something in Indian)
Me: I'm not from India.
Budak 2: You from Japan then.
Me: Hait. An-an-an tot te mo dae suki. dora e mon. Unfortunately nope.

Quotation 3

Budak 4: Are you from Paraguay?
Me: Celah mane Paraguay lak ko petik ni bai???

Quotation 4
Sekumpulan budak2 perempuan berkumpul di padang permainan. salah seorang dari mereka kelihatan seperti menangis. sebagai seorang cikgu yg bertali leher, baek lagi concern akan pelajarnya. aku merapati mereka.

Me: You alright there?
Budak 5: Azar don't you understand. It's girls things.
Me: Ok fine. gua blah..(budak2 sekarang..gua nak tunjuk cikgu yg niceness sket pon takleh)

Quotation 5
Selepas test Numeracy. Seorang budak dapat full mark dan seorang lagi dapat kosong (0). Yg dapat kosong itu mengadu kepada kawannya yg dpt full mark itu.

Budak 6: Budak 7, I think I'm stupid.
Budak 7: I don't blame you.

(jawapan standard nak ajak bergado)

Quotation 6
Ketika dipadang waktu rehat. Sorang budak datang mengejutkan aku dari belakang.

Budak 8: Warghhhh...huhuhuhu...
Me: What are you trying to do actually?
Budak 8: Was that scary?
Me: Nope.
Budak 8: Oooh..please be scared..please be scared..
Me: Not at all. But nice try

(stok nak buat ala2 cikgu yg kejam taknak layan budak)

Quotation 7

Budak 9: Azar..Is that your name? Azar?
Me: Yes. Why?
Budak 9: That's a really cool name.. Azar.. I can feel something when I say it.. Azar..
Me: Pulak dah...


p/s: Mae-Ploy adalah brand sos cili Thailand yg femes disini. (rujuk quotation 1)

7 comments:

aliaaz said...

hahahhahah brand sos cili!
azar! lama dah ak x tengok ko buat muke selenge. adoila. haha

zz said...

cool!

azarsyafiq said...

alia: haha..ko tgk la koleksi video2 sengal ak yg ade kt fesbuk or utube channel faris untuk melepaskan rindu kat muke selenge ak ni..wahaha..

zz: gua mmg cikgu yg cool..haha

unique_daisy said...

nice one!! lols

dpt skolah mne ni?

azarsyafiq said...

old priory junior school kak..

ilatito grimaldi said...

fuiyoo...
tp xleh blah la budak2 nye..hoho
bt y they call u by name?
i suppose they should kol u teacher kn?
dats wat i heard..
*enquiry mode * sb xde placement agih..hihi

azarsyafiq said...

sini mmg diorg pggil name je laa..
takde cikgu2 nyer..